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  • Babies secretly read a book about how to manipulate parents.
  • A pregnant woman wishes her husband could be pregnant so she could do errands.
  • A mechanic's toddler daughter asks to make an appointment because she's about to have an accident.
  • An oyster gets her kids to irritate her husband so he'll make pearls.
  • The son frankfurter asks the father hotdog where he comes from, to which the father tells him he doesn't want to know.
  • Diaper on baby's bottom tells another diaper if he thought the safety pin was bad, wait until he sees what comes next, implying dirty diaper.
  • There is nothing like the sound of child's voice for woman, can opener for cat, tree falling for beaver, and "Ow, my thumb!" for hammer.
  • Husband faxes wife dirty diaper and asks for clean one in return because he doesn't know how to change the baby's diaper.
  • Father alligator tells mother alligator that their baby is getting big, and he wonders if they should flush her down the toilet.
  • Baby in womb can't wait to get out so he can try out his bungee cord, which is actually his umbilical cord.
  • Doctor listens to pregnant woman's belly, she asks him how many heartbeats he hears because baby is in womb playing bongos.
  • The maternity ward for skeletons is full of tiny skeleton heads and crossbones, dad skeleton and child skeleton are looking in window.


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