Fortune Teller sees cat fur on client and impresses client.
Mother mentions twins with cloning machine, Dad realizes they don't have twins.
Woman with many cats warns man she is about to use the can opener.
Clyde meets death in the bathroom and they brush teeth together.
Man's resume boasts of his beer drinking skills.
The scarier version of Star Wars is when Darth Vader reveals he's Luke's Mother.
Chocolate frosted birthday cake become white when bird poops on cake.
A basketball player's foot vanishes because he uses cream to make athlete's foot disappear.
Man tells son he is listening to the very best of America and it is a list of first responders and o
The elves show Santa an advanced surveillance operation to keep track of who's naughty.
Bug about to be sprayed holds sign to save ozone.