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Friday the 13th movie murderer Jason waits for knife in dishwasher to kill partying teens.
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Bats family mom scolds ear rolling child complaining at bed time.
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Daughter riding witches broomstick ready to take off practice training bristles.
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Father at hospital babies nursery with r crying infant asks pirate which child is his.
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Playing card decks mom washing dishes in kitchen tells lazy attitude cards son no shuffling when walking rule.
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Scary 3 eye horned monsters family child gives parent Father’s Day world’s beast dad coffee cup present.
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Upside down bat parent checked above scared bat child’s branch & says no monsters over bed to reassure bedtime fears.
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Gross adult gardening greenhouse says pull my finger to kid glasshouse, farts first CO2 air pollution gases.
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Expired older Humpty Dumpty apologizes to surprised lover for disappointing sexual performance with past best by dates excuse.
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Husband proofreads texts after wife picks up sexy guy from France instead of baguette bread loaf.
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Man annoyed at art gallery painting says his kid could do artist’s fussy crying baby artwork.
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Veggies denying child refuses to eat dinner vegetables, tells mother he has asparagus hesitancy.