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  • A sword swallower's plumbing pipes are full of swords.
  • Extreme Sports for cat owners.
  • A dog holds the patent for the fake poop sold in stores.
  • A dog spills fertilizer on the carpet, so he has to rub his own nose in it.
  • A bird can't poop on a car, so he paints it with white paint instead.
  • A bat parent watching TV complains that prime time is just guano jokes these days.
  • A bird finds it easier to poop on SUVs because of their big roofs.
  • Godzilla eats legal contracts from a prune factory because he thinks they won't be binding.
  • A pencil uses the bathroom, but his friend warns him that a Number 2 pencil was there before him.
  • A dog thinks his owner John's given name is Porta-John.
  • A girl is going to have trouble passing her assignment because her dog ate it -- and so will the dog.
  • A cave man invents the wheel and a pterodactyl wants to poop on it like modern birds poop on cars.


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