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Husband faxes wife dirty diaper and asks for clean one in return because he doesn't know how to change the baby's diaper.
One soft cover book wonders if his wife only comes to the beach to look at the hard covers.
Male skelton tells female, Agatha, he suspected cheating, but didn't expect to find so many skeletons in her closet, there are real skeletons in closet.
Wife gives husband present, hopes he likes it because she had help picking it out, gift is a dead mouse, cat is at wife's feet.
Husband apologizes to wife for coming home late, says he hit every red light on the way, car has several traffic signals stuck to front.
Husband orange tells judge he wants divorce because he wanted kids and wife never told him she was seedless.
Turtle stuck on back after falling off ladder agrees to take wife to dinner and movie and buy roses if she will turn him over.
Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
Wife, about to get in bath, sarcastically tells husband he's romantic because instead of buying anniversary gift, he sculpted the drain hair into a heart.
Three Tupperware containers sit on furniture while wives are out, and they are all making their lids burp with food and cans scattered everywhere.
Man tells friend, "It's not easy being married to a proofreader," and she is correcting words in his cartoon bubble.
Albert's wife uses negative reinforcement to help him diet, Albert's laying on floor in front of fridge, scary face and fist popped out at him.