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Zoo worker tells woman her husband was eaten by alligators, and she reacts with shock, but pleased because she will look good dressed in black.
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Prison inmate tells visitor to bake him a cake with a file in it, not for escaping, but for filing his ragged nails.
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Two dinosaurs sit down for a meal of couch potatoes on their plates, which happen to be actual people laying on couches.
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A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
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Wife asks husband why he ordered the biggest burger if he's not very hungry, and menu offers baby, girly, wimp, wussy, and humongous burgers.
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Dinosaur wife tells husband that if he eats the baked bean factory, he is sleeping on the couch.
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Wife gives husband birthday gift of dent puller, touch-up paint, and auto body gift certificate, he asks if there's something she needs to tell him.
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One fly tells another, Madeline, as she flies away in a huff, that when he says she looks like crap, it's a compliment.
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Bubbles the fish is upset with wife because she ordered stuff from home shopping network, making him realize what it means to marry a suckerfish.
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Famous last words from Charles Darwin, Thomas Edison, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Albert Bugleweed, whose last words were "Honey, how's your diet going'".
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Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good feature for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open extremely wide to eat an entire piece of cake.
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One fowl says since Gregory was cremated, he feels like he is with him - and there is a can of cream of chicken on the mantel.
