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A shark wears blood-scented cologne.
A woman says she doesn't want a one-night stand, so a man thinks they'll have a two-night stand.
Construction concrete blocks socialize, with one introducing himself as "very supportive," another looking for a "concrete relationship," and another eyeing the "hard body" of a cinder block.
Otis the octopus gets ready for a date by applying deodorant to his many underarms from an economy-sized deodorant applicator.
A revolver sits in chair watching TV while thinking how he doesn't need a date because it's good to watch TV alone every weekend.
Derek recovered and only needed 7 stitches after asking girlfriend, who has a large beak, for just one kiss, a peck on the cheek.
One mosquito tells another that maybe he shouldn't have given her a hickey because she is rubbing calamine lotion on the bite for the itch.
Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
Frog is upset because she has a date, and there are no warts on her face.
Spoon tells fork that first impressions are crucial with her parents, asks fork to do something with his hair, which are fork tines.
Two felines dining out in restaurant, one cat is embarrassed because he laughed and food came out his nose, mouse is hanging out of nose.