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  • A shark wears blood-scented cologne.
  • A woman says she doesn't want a one-night stand, so a man thinks they'll have a two-night stand.
  • Construction concrete blocks socialize, with one introducing himself as "very supportive," another looking for a "concrete relationship," and another eyeing the "hard body" of a cinder block.
  • Otis the octopus gets ready for a date by applying deodorant to his many underarms from an economy-sized deodorant applicator.
  • A revolver sits in chair watching TV while thinking how he doesn't need a date because it's good to watch TV alone every weekend.
  • Derek recovered and only needed 7 stitches after asking girlfriend, who has a large beak, for just one kiss, a peck on the cheek.
  • One mosquito tells another that maybe he shouldn't have given her a hickey because she is rubbing calamine lotion on the bite for the itch.
  • Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
  • Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
  • Frog is upset because she has a date, and there are no warts on her face.
  • Spoon tells fork that first impressions are crucial with her parents, asks fork to do something with his hair, which are fork tines.
  • Two felines dining out in restaurant, one cat is embarrassed because he laughed and food came out his nose, mouse is hanging out of nose.



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