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People get turned into paint thinner.
Superman looks at the inside of Lois Lane's stomach, getting into an argument with her about her diet.
A woman says she's trying to avoid red meat, but all the meat at the barbecue is burned black.
A flesh eating fish is on a diet where he can only bite people's pinkie toes.
Pinocchio chips his love handles off with a hammer and chisel.
Marie Antoinette tries to become a dietician, but she lets her clients eat cake.
A woman keeps pushing her diet back until after the holidays, but once the holidays end her Girl Scout cookies arrive.
A godzilla eats shieks for breakfast and lunch.
Different foods in stomach are told exactly where to go, with carrots headed for the eyes, milk to the bones, and cake to the butt.
Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good feature for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open extremely wide to eat an entire piece of cake.
One shark tells another that he is eating a pair of swimming trunks because his doctor said he needed more fiber.
Albert's wife uses negative reinforcement to help him diet, Albert's laying on floor in front of fridge, scary face and fist popped out at him.