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  • People get turned into paint thinner.
  • Superman looks at the inside of Lois Lane's stomach, getting into an argument with her about her diet.
  • A woman says she's trying to avoid red meat, but all the meat at the barbecue is burned black.
  • A flesh eating fish is on a diet where he can only bite people's pinkie toes.
  • Pinocchio chips his love handles off with a hammer and chisel.
  • Marie Antoinette tries to become a dietician, but she lets her clients eat cake.
  • A woman keeps pushing her diet back until after the holidays, but once the holidays end her Girl Scout cookies arrive.
  • A godzilla eats shieks for breakfast and lunch.
  • Different foods in stomach are told exactly where to go, with carrots headed for the eyes, milk to the bones, and cake to the butt.
  • Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good feature for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open extremely wide to eat an entire piece of cake.
  • One shark tells another that he is eating a pair of swimming trunks because his doctor said he needed more fiber.
  • Albert's wife uses negative reinforcement to help him diet, Albert's laying on floor in front of fridge, scary face and fist popped out at him.


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