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Zoo worker tells woman her husband was eaten by alligators, and she reacts with shock, but pleased because she will look good dressed in black.
Prison inmate tells visitor to bake him a cake with a file in it, not for escaping, but for filing his ragged nails.
Two dinosaurs sit down for a meal of couch potatoes on their plates, which happen to be actual people laying on couches.
A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
Daughter tells Mom she is making a ballerina costume for Halloween out of an old, white dress (Wedding Gown) she found in back of Mom's closet.
Man on one knee proposing to girlfriend opens ring box to reveal a ringworm - a ring with a worm coming out of it.
Dinosaur wife tells husband that if he eats the baked bean factory, he is sleeping on the couch.
Wife gives husband birthday gift of dent puller, touch-up paint, and auto body gift certificate, he asks if there's something she needs to tell him.
Bubbles the fish is upset with wife because she ordered stuff from home shopping network, making him realize what it means to marry a suckerfish.
Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good feature for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open extremely wide to eat an entire piece of cake.
One fowl says since Gregory was cremated, he feels like he is with him - and there is a can of cream of chicken on the mantel.
Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.