Godzilla destroys bed and breakfast house, as he's getting ready to eat someone in a bed, he says that bed and breakfast seems redundant.
Husband tells wife about "undo" feature on computer, wishes life had same feature for if something gets broken, cheat on wife, say something stupid.
Turtle locks himself out of his shell, he is standing next to shell naked and using wire hanger to try and open shell.
People having party in man's house, woman shows him mortgage agreement fine print that says employees of bank can party at residence any time.
Tin cans married and tied behind a bumper wonder what happens next.
Couple receives a form letter thank you note.
The mother of the bride writes the vows and makes comments about groom.
Fortune Teller sees cat fur on client and impresses client.
Dogs ask home owner where they are moving with their trash cans.
Mother mentions twins with cloning machine, Dad realizes they don't have twins.
Woman with many cats warns man she is about to use the can opener.