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Smartphone at pulpit in funeral says phone in casket who died ran out of minutes.
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Stressed Santa thinks stupid snooze button rushing in sleigh as disappointed children see no gifts in stockings and under Christmas trees.
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Cat in bed has motivational poster with “good job pretending to ignore this” inspirational message.
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Cat fools startled dog with impression of car tires pulling into driveway sound.
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All the King’s men eat cake baked with Humpty Dumpty egg at funeral.
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Hen wife in couple’s therapy with rooster husband says just once she’d like to sleep late.
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Driver is scared awake by GPS global positioning system voice yelling he’s about to crash into a truck.
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Man kept awake by loud partying lawn outside window has second thoughts about planting Mardi Grass.
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Parents think son was nice to help little brother with snowman but its scary shadow is keeping him awake.
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Sleeping woman’s pets suddenly appear at her bed as soon as she stirs.
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Finicky kitty pesters sleeping pet owner for breakfast but dislikes food it’s fed.
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Mummy husband is annoyed sleeping wife stole wrappings blankets in Egyptian tomb bed.