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Dog leaving busy bar says its nose is exhausted from smelling other dogs’ butts.
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Woman at bar thinks dull Star Wars Han Solo bragging about car’s fast food run is only so-so.
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Camel’s date is not impressed when he says her hump is fat, not water.
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Easter Bunny tells man at bar he hasn’t hidden eggs in years, he forgets where he left them.
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Dull Manx cat bores cat date at bar mansplaining stumpy short tail breed origins.
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Snakes can’t pay beer rounds bill at bar because they don’t have pockets so frustrated Saint Patrick drives them out of Ireland.
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Disguised snake in fake glasses, nose and mustache hides identity from angry Saint Patrick ranting at bar.
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Sad bookmarks at bar complain their good relationships are always the shortest.
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Woman in bar says man is in a reflective mood and he answers what makes you say that in backwards mirrored text.
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Man in bar asks other being served Contagious Toe Fungus beer by bartender if microbrew names have gone too far.
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Newt at bar tells her friend to watch out for a newt guy giving her the eye and hitting on her.
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Bee covered by junk complains to a ladybug at the bar about working with honey.