Wife, about to get in bath, sarcastically tells husband he's romantic because instead of buying anniversary gift, he sculpted the drain hair into a heart.
Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
Man walks by Fabric of the World store, sign in window advertises curtains, lists cotton, silk, rayon, polyester, wool, and iron, but iron is discontinued.