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Otis the octopus gets ready for a date by applying deodorant to his many underarms from an economy-sized deodorant applicator.
A revolver sits in chair watching TV while thinking how he doesn't need a date because it's good to watch TV alone every weekend.
Werewolf examines a bottle of moon block, realizing that it must be applied evenly since he has experienced a partial transformation under the full moon.
A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
Flight attendant, sensing turbulence in the relationship, puts her tray in an upright position - right in her boyfriend's face.
Derek recovered and only needed 7 stitches after asking girlfriend, who has a large beak, for just one kiss, a peck on the cheek.
Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
One house tells another that the female house on the corner is nice to look at, but there isn't much upstairs.
Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
Lucy, the blood cell, runs off with another blood cell in the artery, while Tim, the blood cell, waits in vain - in the vein.
One fly tells another, Madeline, as she flies away in a huff, that when he says she looks like crap, it's a compliment.
Frog is upset because she has a date, and there are no warts on her face.