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Husband orange tells judge he wants divorce because he wanted kids and wife never told him she was seedless.
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Child E asks Dad E if he'll grow up capitalized like dad, dad says yes, but he has to stay away from drugs, guns, and white-out.
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Two snowmen watching a snow maker blow snow on skiing trail, one snowman says he is against genetic engineering.
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Cup of yogurt stands in front of mirror, shocked to see he's actually a cup of yogurt and upset because his expiration date is tomorrow.
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Pencil at party meets another pencil, thinks he's too short, kinda dull because his lead isn't sharp, and has worst toupee, a cap eraser.
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If people looked like breath smelled, first boss is dog, subway man is onion, some people are cigarettes, 8th grade teacher is pile of poop.
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One toothbrush tells another he had same bad dream of being dragged around smelly cave and waking up soaking wet.
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Man takes hanger out of closet, hanger begs him not to hang up the tacky polyester suit because he has a big date tonight.
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Humpty Dumpty's wife has remarried another egg, and they have 12 kids, which are eggs in a carton.
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One typewriter tells another her son discovered his Shift key, and now he's starting to say curse words with symbols instead of letters, like #@!%.
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One clock tells another he's going to ask out Clara in accounting because he's heard she's pretty fast.
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Archie the apple wants to impress date, a pear, with his family tree, showing different apples, like Agatha tempting Adam, Jeffrey bonking Sir Issac Newton.
