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Santa’s Rudolph at bar tells reindeer bartender he’s the designated Christmas sleigh guider and not drinking.
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Nervous beer pint tries to ask other beer at bar if it’s a lager but says are you larger by mistake.
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Drunk loaded dishwasher at bar New Year’s Eve slurs can fit another glass but bartender refuses.
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Flower bartender tells daisy drinking light beers isn’t how photosynthesis works.
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Earbud in bar sees joined headphone couple and says couples stayed together longer before.
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Piano woman warns other at bar to watch out for a sleazy player piano man about to hit on them
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Dog leaving busy bar says its nose is exhausted from smelling other dogs’ butts.
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Woman at bar thinks dull Star Wars Han Solo bragging about car’s fast food run is only so-so.
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Camel’s date is not impressed when he says her hump is fat, not water.
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Easter Bunny tells man at bar he hasn’t hidden eggs in years, he forgets where he left them.
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Dull Manx cat bores cat date at bar mansplaining stumpy short tail breed origins.
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Snakes can’t pay beer rounds bill at bar because they don’t have pockets so frustrated Saint Patrick drives them out of Ireland.