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  • Bottle opener therapist fails at getting can to open up during therapy session.
  • After popping, balloon concedes that a bouquet of thorny roses was not a good idea.
  • Phone reassures that sex was great but was just in silent mode.
  • Heart organs comment that perfect heart had to have had plastic surgery to be so well shaped.
  • Party comes to a halt when the Godiva chocolate enters nude.
  • Snowman brings wife to hospital because her ice broke.
  • John picks up a talkative billiards cue.
  • Snowmen and slugs are being attacked by salt shakers.

  • Humpty Dumpty called for an egg fixer and got a chef instead.
  • Firecracker dad warns kid to get off Match.com website immediately.
  • Abominable Snowflake was short-lived when windshield wiper destroyed it.
  • The untold story of Humpty Dumpty's demise is a highly hung stocking.


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