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  • A mother lizard monster tells her son he shouldn't have a pop from a Mom and Pop store right before dinner.
  • Aliens kidnap a man, but then kick him off the spaceship because he has bad DNA.
  • UFOs try to construct the perfect Earthling using DNA from powerful and popular people, but the DNA they collected is all from ugly or stupid famous people.
  • Godzilla's wife asks if he cut himself shaving when she sees a piece of a toilet paper factory stuck to his face.
  • A giant lizard monster's tongue grows hair after he takes a bite out of a factory that makes hair restoration cream.
  • Bigfoot accidentally steps on Jiminy Cricket.
  • A cyclops wife is mad at her husband because she thinks he winked at another woman.
  • A group of teenage Godzillas play spin the bottle factory.
  • An alien reads a trashy newspaper that writes about humans the way human tabloids write about aliens.
  • E.T.'s mother complains that he never actually phones home.
  • A giant lizard monster eats the IRS.
  • The Cookie Monster cheats on his diet by eating asparagus.


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