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  • Golfer looks for golf ball in hole, not seeing ball hanging onto the flag and holding his sore body from being hit with golf club.
  • Older weed tells younger weed if he mouths off to him again, he will reconsider his opposition to the weedwhacker.
  • Police officer key says the fried key on the ground was last seen with a kite enthusiast named Franklin, implying Benjamin Franklin discovering electricity.
  • Male skelton tells female, Agatha, he suspected cheating, but didn't expect to find so many skeletons in her closet, there are real skeletons in closet.
  • Tub of yogurt lying on couch tells psychiatrist that lately, he has been feeling unnatural.
  • One sauce pan tells another pot after hitting the teakettle that it will be the last time he whistles at her.
  • Plumbing pipe dreams about being a pipe on an organ and creating beautiful music.
  • Vein points to map of human body, giving weather report, including high temperature of 98.6, periods of high pressure, and frequent cold-bloodedness.
  • Egg watching TV, show announces that episode of "Julia Child Makes Yummy Omelette" contains graphic scenes, viewer discretion is advised.
  • Mother capital I tells son, Irving, to stop teasing his brothers because he is keeping the dots for their I's away from them.
  • Three snowmen in house, dad, mom, and child, are happy when the radio announces that schools are closed due to hazardous weather conditions.
  • Spoon tells fork that first impressions are crucial with her parents, asks fork to do something with his hair, which are fork tines.


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