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Spider is upset because her web is ruined by man's hair, and she wonders if her homeowner's insurance covers bad hair-do disasters.
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One mosquito tells another that maybe he shouldn't have given her a hickey because she is rubbing calamine lotion on the bite for the itch.
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One fly tells another, Madeline, as she flies away in a huff, that when he says she looks like crap, it's a compliment.
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Spider tells psychiatrist how female spider lit a cigarette, looked him in the eye, and said they didn't call him "itsy bitsy spider" for nothing.
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Man on barstool watching FDA report on TV asks frog if he can believe the bug parts allowed in food, frog says it's pretty skimpy.
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Man tells co-worker Lynn is on phone, she's coming down with nasty bug, and Lynn is coming down from the ceiling with a giant insect.
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Horse is terrified because the old lady who swallowed a fly and spider is coming, knows song ends with old lady swallowing horse and dying.
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Bees playing basketball, one bee asks another if he just heard the buzzer, bee says, "Who can tell'" because of all the buzzing bees.
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Mom tells daughter ants crawled through floorboards, got into her casserole, Dad is taking care of them, while Dad gives the ants Pepto Bismol.
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One fruit fly tells another to take a long walk on a short pear, instead of pier because they are tiny fruit flies.
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Scientists looking at beehive, worker bee says they are paying too much attention to Queen, she's a figurehead, real power is with Prime Minister Bee.
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Centipedes at picnic participate in a 150-Legged Race, rather than a two-legged race, because they have so many legs.