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The Green Giant's mom nags him to eat his fertilizer so he'll grow up to be big and leafy.
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Witches in the inner city are killing each other by shooting each other with water as they fly by on brooms.
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A hog asks its mom, who has a spot on her back that makes her look like a piggy bank, for a bigger allowance.
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A family around a Christmas tree is giving each other headaches and grief instead of holiday gifts.
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Barney the Purple Dinosaur kicks kids out of the way to get to his morning coffee.
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A crowd of injured angels limps through heaven on crutches after dancing on the pointy side of a pin.
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A woman says that the only exercise her lazy husband gets is using his facial muscles to frown.
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A cat tells her frisky boyfriend that he needs to wear a flea collar for protection during sexual intercourse.
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The egg nog at the Christmas holiday party is so old that it's become chicken nog.
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The Pillsbury Dough Boy gets laid off and thinks "I'm toast."
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Speed Racer's lips don't match his mouth because his helmet is too tight.
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The characters from the Wizard of Oz drawing straws from the Scarecrow's body to resolve an argument.