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  • A man is excited to meet his blind date because he thinks she's built like a brick house, but she's actually made of bricks.
  • Vincent van Potato pulls off his ear.
  • A pencil is resentful that a man thinks CTRL+Z is innovative.
  • Billy's BB gun takes his eye out'on a date. Mother warns son about bb gun taking his eye out and she was correct, literally.
  • Tube of toothpaste asks for massage that squeezes from the bottom and flattens as it goes up,
  • A woman gets mad at her date, but it was the wine bottle that said something insulting.
  • A computer goes postal after being forced to send too many emails.
  • A sandwich hates picnics because they make him antsy.
  • A piece of swiss cheese goes to therapy because it has a fear of abandonment.
  • A new mom ink bottle can't tell if her kid is a girl or a boy, but she has an inkling.
  • A pretzel goes into a chiropractor and comes out a pretzel stick.
  • Drip coffee tries to hit on another coffee at a bar.


You searched for: inanimate object