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  • Gumby says he's putty in his girlfriend's hands, but he's putty in everyone's hands.
  • A girl can't see her boyfriend any more because he lives underneath the train tracks.
  • A fork hits on a spoon.
  • In the off season, sugar plums dance in seedy nightclubs.
  • An anteater sneezes during a meal, covering his date with ants.
  • A woman makes her parents pay to give her their opinion of her new boyfriend.
  • A woman cleaning her closet finds things that reminds her of her boyfriends, like loafers and sweaters.
  • A man asks a woman at a bar "How are you'" and she talks too much.
  • A woman holds her powdered nose on a date.
  • A crane complains about her date.
  • A woman can't think of a reason not to go out with a man, but when he calls later she'll have had time to find one.
  • So many women reject a man that he starts selling shirts that say "I Rejected Derek."


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