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One dinosaur tells another that he told him the restaurant makes a great house dressing, while their bowls are covered with tiny houses.
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Dinosaur tells another dinosaur that Jimmy Hoffa was toughest guy he'd ever met until he started using tenderizer.
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Dinosaur wife tells husband that if he eats the baked bean factory, he is sleeping on the couch.
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Dentist tells Dracula he wouldn't have to drill if the vampire would stop dating women with high blood sugar.
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Cars driving on interstate with a sign that shows "Food This Exit", not realizing the exit leads straight to dinner table of dinosaur.
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Godzilla tastes huge pot of food that contains Gilligan, Mary-Ann, and others, and says it tastes good, it just needs a little bit of Ginger.
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Godzilla destroys library looking for a book called "How to Win Friends and Influence People."
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Captain Kirk has retired, answers door to see alien woman and alien child, thinks to himself, "Oh, God, not another paternity suit."
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Godzilla destroys bed and breakfast house, as he's getting ready to eat someone in a bed, he says that bed and breakfast seems redundant.
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The scarier version of Star Wars is when Darth Vader reveals he's Luke's Mother.
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Giants compare innie and Audie belly buttons