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Mark takes the day off and his family comes up with the ideas for the cartoon.
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A skunk with two tails has two scents.
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Various things cruise around in a VW Thing.
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A pencil uses the bathroom, but his friend warns him that a Number 2 pencil was there before him.
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Famous cartoon characters are in an eye hospital because of their distorted faces.
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Dodos go extinct on Noah's Arc because one of them believes in zero population growth.
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A woman says she doesn't want a one-night stand, so a man thinks they'll have a two-night stand.
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Wife sneezes twice, so one man tells friend that she sneezes in pairs, while friend worries about the pears in the fruit bowl.
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Woman taking medicine labeled "Take Only As Directed" is following director's orders to take out one pill, then fill glass with water.
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Two piranhas reminisce about the time a movie critic reached into the tank, and they call it a "definite two thumbs off."
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Fish two days after the Boston Tea Party, and the tea being dumped in the water, are telling each other how they are wired up.
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Cat dining in restaurant orders Christmas special, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge, but hold the pear tree.