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Praying mantis bugs at bar admit eat mates’ heads to avoid awkward eye contact after sex.
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Wasted alcoholic complains bartender tried to take keys but Ninja Sloth steals his vehicle, stops him driving intoxicated.
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Wasted sloth in bar says he’ll regret drinking when hungover in three days.
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Vampires drink flight of blood types variety beverage sampling order.
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Kitty date at bar ignores loving boyfriend, indifferent distain is enticing turn on.
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Flirty lady bear at bar jokes forest fire Smokey the Bear named for sexy deep voice pick up line.
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Ironic sleazy guy at bar leering at ladies personality easier to read than indecipherable writing tattooed man.
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Cat sneaks outlawed catnip drugs illegally at secret blackmarket purr-easy speakeasies’ entrance.
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Flirting cellphone hits on smartphone crush at bar, says can’t stop looking at it.
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Snowman flirts with snow lady at bar with compatible water sign zodiac astrology pick-up lines.
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Flirty Christmas mistletoe drinking at pub asks mistletoe sprig shouldn’t you be under me dirty pick-up line.
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Thanksgiving turkey drinking at pub thinks flirting sliced bread lady is into him.