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Stinging fire ants in anthill bite aardvark tongue and it runs screaming in pain.
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Sleepless couple in bed mistakenly buy painful sharp discomforter blanket.
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Owners rub pet kitty tummy but vicious cat suddenly bites hand unexpectedly.
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Huge Humpty Dumpty asks mother why only child but frazzled bird in nest says she hasn’t recovered from traumatic birth.
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Misbehaving kitty thinks man petting stomach will soon be bit unexpectedly.
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Hurt ears cows band say music needs more cow bell & less painfully loud bull horns.
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Parody Oral-B Pulsar toothbrush has vibrating bees bristles for a tingly mouth brushing teeth.
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Man covered in sharp evergreen needles tells Dr it’s not as fun as jumping into a pile of leaves.
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Autocorrected Christmas song texts Jingle Bells party guests mingle, painful wood splinter Winter Wonderland, fleece Navy uniform Feliz Navidad & White Christmas wine drinking Santa & Mrs Claus.
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City smashing Godzilla stubbed toes kicking dense Christmas fruit cake factory.
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Thankful biting piranhas underwater give thanks for fat guy’s big ass bounty.
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Peanuts comic Charlie Brown zig zag striped shirt straightened after chiropractors appointment.