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  • Geppetto hammers nails into Pinocchio to try acupuncture.
  • A press-on nail truck and a chalkboard truck have an accident, making a horrible noise.
  • A woman stabs through the Pillsbury Doughboy when she pokes him because her nails are too long.
  • Product failures chunky pulp milk, caffeinated baby formula, salty Dr Pepper soda, Lee Press-On nose hair, sugar sweet toothpaste, stinky tuna Chicken of the Sea fish perfume, spicy cajun Preparation-H, gross leftover parts chicken soup, vegetable flavor popsicles & feline sleeping pills for insomniac cats.
  • Sasquatch's mom yells at him for leaving giant toenail clippings around the house.
  • A cat tries to declaw its owner in revenge for being declawed itself.
  • A four-armed Hindu goddess arrives at a nail salon just before closing.
  • A declawed cat ruins his owners' house with a chainsaw.
  • Prison inmate tells visitor to bake him a cake with a file in it, not for escaping, but for filing his ragged nails.
  • Two cats on game show, and Spunky wins all the mice, while competitor leaves with lifetime supply of press-on claws and home version of game.
  • Boss sits in chair having his nails done, his hair styled, and his clothes ironed by his employees in order to make him look good.
  • List includes skunk, clogged toilet, permed hair, nail polish, and permed skunk that won't unclog toilet until nails dry.


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