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Mailman delivers delayed non slip pads order to smashed egg Humpty Dumpty.
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Stinging fire ants in anthill bite aardvark tongue and it runs screaming in pain.
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Sleepless couple in bed mistakenly buy painful sharp discomforter blanket.
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Owners rub pet kitty tummy but vicious cat suddenly bites hand unexpectedly.
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Frustrated Humpty Dumpty on cellphone customer review website rates All the King’s Horses & Men bad eggshell repair service.
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Annoyed Humpty Dumpy egg smashed by fall from wall reads Life is about balance fortune cookie.
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Huge Humpty Dumpty asks mother why only child but frazzled bird in nest says she hasn’t recovered from traumatic birth.
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Humpty Dumpty high on wall thinks ants tiny people in distance but bugs eat smashed yolk after falling.
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Parody Oral-B Pulsar toothbrush has vibrating bees bristles for a tingly mouth brushing teeth.
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Man covered in sharp evergreen needles tells Dr it’s not as fun as jumping into a pile of leaves.
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Thankful biting piranhas underwater give thanks for fat guy’s big ass bounty.
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Devil hurts comedian Carrot Top with pitchfork in hell fire punishment but is unsure salad fork torment etiquette.