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Vampire at restaurant tells date he tried going vegan but you can’t squeeze blood from a turnip.
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Cat fills in feline Mad Libs story about great day scratching expensive items, biting owner, puking and napping.
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Mosquito ordering airline tickets on computer website picks peoples’ names as flight stops.
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Doctor reads that patient is supposed to go to phlebotomy before brain surgeon performs lobotomy by mistake.
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Medical receptionist at World Blood Donor Day blood drive tells masked serial killer with bag that most people donate their own blood.
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Woman looks at snow globes filled with plagues of frogs, hail, lice, and locusts sent by God to Pharaoh’s Egypt on Jewish holiday of Passover.
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Dracula uses smartphone GPS directions to find victims to drink blood from in the city.
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Cat wonders how to hurt a hand that is petting it.
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Dracula posts a picture of the neck he's going to bite on social media.
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Eggs donate egg white at the White Cross vs Red Cross.
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Tick comes back engorged with blood after crawling around on pups all night.
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Blood cell wonders if all the extroverts at the artery party are type A.