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  • A spider and a woman in the shower each think the other is the ugliest thing ever.
  • Praying mantis bumper stickers have jokes about eating other mantises.
  • Head lice are worried about receding hair.
  • A professor is trying to figure out what should go in the blank of "Running around like a ____ with its head cut off."
  • A caveman getting hit by giant bugs invents the windshield.
  • A cat tells her frisky boyfriend that he needs to wear a flea collar for protection during sexual intercourse.
  • A praying mantis housewife watches a show about how to cook her husband.
  • The insects a fly and a butterfly don't like the World Wide Web or the 'Net.
  • Two lice think Dennis Rodman's hair dye changes are the seasons
  • Jiminy Cricket criticizes Pinocchio's creator.
  • A bee says he'll call off his strategically placed operatives from a man's pants if the man puts away the bug spray.
  • A fried-looking ant tells another ant on a talk show that it's not easy living life under a magnifying glass.


You searched for: insects