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Nerdy complex carbs don't mix well with stupid simple proteins.
A woman hands out lint rollers for guests to use as they leave her cat-filled house.
King Richard III trades his kingdom for a horse.
Apples think they can hear the theme from Jaws because people are bobbing for them.
Candles on a birthday cake are about to have a bad hair day.
A man with no legs wonders how the other half lives.
Construction concrete blocks socialize, with one introducing himself as "very supportive," another looking for a "concrete relationship," and another eyeing the "hard body" of a cinder block.
One woman compliments another's hip dress, while the woman wonders if she should confess that the pattern is actually spilled punch.
Birthday cake tackles man because he came after him with a knife.
Wife tells husband that she said mingle, not mangle because he is holding another guest in the air by the throat.
Pencil at party meets another pencil, thinks he's too short, kinda dull because his lead isn't sharp, and has worst toupee, a cap eraser.
Fish two days after the Boston Tea Party, and the tea being dumped in the water, are telling each other how they are wired up.