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A woman covered in cat hair wishes her cat was bald.
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Zoo worker tells woman her husband was eaten by alligators, and she reacts with shock, but pleased because she will look good dressed in black.
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One woman compliments another's hip dress, while the woman wonders if she should confess that the pattern is actually spilled punch.
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One penguin asks another if it's laundry day because the penguin is wearing plaid and polka dots instead of the normal black and white tuxedo.
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Snail without a shell passes two shelled snails, one snail says to the other that he thought streaking went out in the '70s.
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Man takes hanger out of closet, hanger begs him not to hang up the tacky polyester suit because he has a big date tonight.
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A pen will get in trouble for leaking ink on someone's pocket instead of on paper.