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  • A bee decides a man isn't worth dying over, so he head-butts his eye instead.
  • The weasel from Pop Goes the Weasel has an open casket funeral.
  • The South Park Times is full of obituaries for Kenny.
  • A snowman pathologist disappoints a snowman cop because his DNA tests are inconclusive because no two snowflakes are the same.
  • Martha Stewart leaves her body parts to her friends to make home d'cor out of.
  • A fish accidentally kills his friends by giving them too much food on Thanksgiving.
  • Overprotective lemming parents want their son to wait half an hour after eating before throwing himself off a cliff.
  • A cat feels like having 9 lives isn't special after seeing how many lives Kenny has on South Park.
  • A fish dies outside its tank with silly glasses because it has a dry sense of humor.
  • Kenny shows up in heaven and Saint Peter recognizes him because he's a regular.
  • Eggs pretend to die for a dyeing contest.
  • Goldfish take the "Prolonged Upside-Down Float" out of their Olympic competition after their owner flushes one of them.


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