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Customer complains foot long hot dog is too small, vendor points to his small foot.
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A woman pinches her son to grow an inch before his birthday, and it works because he bumps his head and gets a lump on top.
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Thanksgiving Dinner Guide to being excused from the table is based on how full you are.
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A cat tries to blow-dry a bird's nest out of a snowman.
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A man is scientifically proven to be happier than a clam.
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A man's bike measures lots of factors, from speed to his odds of ever fathering a child.
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Connected measuring spoons will all have to be washed if one is dirty.
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A mosquito air captain warns everyone about turbulence as they approach 10,000 people's feet.
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A human describes hail as being the size of golf balls, while a mouse says cheese balls, a cat says the size of fur balls, and a Frankenstein's monster says the size of eyeballs.
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Two birds fight over the inch worm, who gets stretched out and will have to be recalibrated.
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The town's sealer of weights and measures gets in trouble for revealing his wife's measurements.
