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Mad one eyed alien lady tells martian man staring at single breast her eye is up here.
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Mother mishears son’s friend has 2 mommies but they’re really mummy monsters.
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Single male bat at bar thinks attractive flirting female is making ears at him.
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Female peahen waits on bed for male peacock mate but his tail is too wide to fit through door.
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Couples counselor says it’s great kid filled piggy bank dad & money full Russian nesting doll couple switched traditional family roles.
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Kitty on owner’s laptop online date wants to shed all over girlfriend’s black dress.
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Praying mantis on date at bar with decapitated mate complains we don’t talk anymore.
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Praying mantis bugs at bar admit eat mates’ heads to avoid awkward eye contact after sex.
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Clouds on smartphones annoyed dates’ appearance changed from attractive photos on website.
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Female preying mantis on date runs into decapitated ex-husband in uncomfortable meeting.
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Mansplaining man tells lady vegetable salad actually fruits, wonders why rejected second date.
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Guitar on smartphone instruments dating website rejected by sexy saxophone’s no strings profile.