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A woman can't think of a reason not to go out with a man, but when he calls later she'll have had time to find one.
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A caterpillar's date goes upstairs to change and takes forever because she's turning into a butterfly.
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A fish thinks her date stood her up, but he's really trapped in a whale's spout.
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A pregnant woman wishes her husband could be pregnant so she could do errands.
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Fashions to attract men include bikinis, football costumes, and pizza costumes.
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A fish's spines stab a male duck's crotch.
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A woman says she doesn't want a one-night stand, so a man thinks they'll have a two-night stand.
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A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
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Boy holding starfish asks dad, who is videoing, if video will be good enough for TV, dad agrees because shark is about to eat boy.
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Man on one knee proposing to girlfriend opens ring box to reveal a ringworm - a ring with a worm coming out of it.
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Derek recovered and only needed 7 stitches after asking girlfriend, who has a large beak, for just one kiss, a peck on the cheek.
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Hairclub for Men executives are at ball game and decide to do the wave using their hair pieces to wave.