Sort By:
Most recent cartoons first
Color first / most recent
Oldest to newest cartoons
Click on a cartoon for a larger view and find out how to order for your projects.
A TV at a bar turns down a remote because she's not into control freaks.
A woman says she doesn't want a one-night stand, so a man thinks they'll have a two-night stand.
Construction concrete blocks socialize, with one introducing himself as "very supportive," another looking for a "concrete relationship," and another eyeing the "hard body" of a cinder block.
Two male bars of soap jeer at female soap, one asking if she wants to talk clean, one saying she can lather him up anytime.
Derek asks woman if she'd like to dance, she says yes, then says, "Wait, you didn't think I meant with you'".
Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
Man on barstool watching FDA report on TV asks frog if he can believe the bug parts allowed in food, frog says it's pretty skimpy.
Man with big ego tells woman after a few dates, she will find him absolutely super, while she is thinking superficial.
Man wonders if there is any hope since he met another girl who won't give him time of day, girl's wearing several clocks and watches.
One fruit fly tells another to take a long walk on a short pear, instead of pier because they are tiny fruit flies.
Myron sitting at bar with tough-looking man with large nose, Myron explaining curveball, wants to demonstrate, implying he is about to grab man's large nose.