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  • Gumby says he's putty in his girlfriend's hands, but he's putty in everyone's hands.
  • A mom slinky is proud because her kid went down the stairs by himself.
  • The energizer bunny's father buys him a drum set for Christmas.
  • A doll called Realistic Rachel cries, vomits, screams, and comes with a home mortgage like a real baby.
  • A young Stephen King is disappointed to get candy in his stocking instead of a severed foot.
  • Your baby's first squeeze toy is your bladder while you're pregnant.
  • A female elf hits a male elf with a hammer for asking her if she jingles all the way.
  • A turkey disguises itself as a cat to avoid being killed for Thanksgiving.
  • A duck cheats on her husband in the bath, so she tells her lover to pretend to be a rubber duck.
  • Mrs. Potatohead launders her lips with mouthwash.
  • The Wicked Witch of the West kills herself with a squirt gun.
  • Mom can tell Spike the dog isn't happy with Bobby's new Mr. Potatohead because he has hat, eyes, mouth, and hands stuck to his backside.


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