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Santa sneaks away from the laundry room with his suit while Mrs. Claus wonders how her white clothes got stained.
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Connected measuring spoons will all have to be washed if one is dirty.
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A father thinks his baby's diaper is dirty, but the fart he heard came from the diaper's built-in whoopee cushion.
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A self cleaning oven takes forever in the shower while its owner waits.
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Product failures chunky pulp milk, caffeinated baby formula, salty Dr Pepper soda, Lee Press-On nose hair, sugar sweet toothpaste, stinky tuna Chicken of the Sea fish perfume, spicy cajun Preparation-H, gross leftover parts chicken soup, vegetable flavor popsicles & feline sleeping pills for insomniac cats.
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Charlie Brown's therapist suggests that his friends disrespect him because he never changes his shirt.
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Monsters ask someone to clean under his bed because they have dust allergies.
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A dog couple apologizes about their dirty floor, but their guests, also dogs, say it's fine because they're scared of their vacuum cleaner too.
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Mr. Clean's house is a huge mess on his day off.
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Two mobsters are going to take care of Dirty Harry by washing him with soap, a brush, and a hose.
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A woman's new washer has spin control which describes her stained, ugly clothes in a positive light.
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A snake has to inject its victims with a needle after he loses his teeth.