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  • Doctor prescribes fluids for fish, but the fish die because they drank their bowl water.
  • A man dies, not by natural causes, but at the hands of a group of people in Santa Claus costumes.
  • A funeral director tells Humpty Dumpty's wife that she will need a closed carton for his funeral.
  • The angel of death tears his robe, so he'll have to sew before he reaps.
  • Sam I am dies and becomes sam I was.
  • The Green Giant dies and is buried in a giant compost bin.
  • Celebrity Tina Turner’s Cousin It hair wig, Neil Diamond cubic zirconium name, Corey Hart fast food flop, living Monkees copy dead Beatle tape & Snoop Doggy Dogg pays Snoopy copyright rock & roll musician facts.
  • A chicken dies while crossing the road and makes it to the other side.
  • Prehistoric T-Rex dinosaurs eat smaller cave man Horace hors d’oeuvres before big cavemen meal.
  • The Wicked Witch of the West has high insurance premiums because her chances of being crushed by a house or melted in water are so high.
  • A cat breaks its new years resolution by eating a pet bird and may soon eat the pet fish too.
  • A fruit dies and his wife has him turned into a fruitcake instead of burying him.


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