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  • Bull is when a distortion in the space-time continuum breaks things in a china shop.
  • A snake is shopping for a conservative dress for his wife.
  • A street has tarot card, palm, tea leaf, and doctor's handwriting readers.
  • Stock brokers make their decisions arbitrarily.
  • Mall stores now change color once you've visited them, like websites.
  • An ice cream store has a liquidation sale because their storage system wasn't Y2K compliant.
  • A customer calls himself an idiot and the cashier agrees with him because the store's policy is that the customer is always right.
  • A man falls in front of Hip Chex in the cereal aisle.
  • A man who works for a 24-hour store goes to therapy because he needs closure.
  • Godzilla jewelry is made of small women named Ruby, Amber, and Pearl.
  • A supermarket sells an eye of newt and wing of bat creature for busy witches.
  • A man spends too much time shopping online and goes to the mall in his underwear.


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