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A dog doesn't realize it's a good idea to bring a skunk back home from the bar.
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A woman thinks a man is lame for having nothing better to do than IM her on a Saturday night, but then she realizes she's doing the same thing.
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A V of birds make a sky writing message change from "I love you a lot" to "I love you less than a lot"
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A man says he's a dog person because he likes pets that show affection, but the woman he's talking to has affectionate cats.
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Van Gogh's friend said she really liked the chew toy he gave her dog, but the toy was his ear.
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A man plays a game of risk and tells his girlfriend he thinks her sister is hot.
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Chickens go to couples counseling because one of them wants their relationship to be free range.
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A tootsie roll thinks the Hershey kisses that visited were too affectionate.
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Anteaters go out to dinner, but all the restaurants are called Ants.
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A wine glass takes another wine glass's girlfriend home by accident.
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A whale goes on a date with a whale who mouth-breathes instead of using his blowhole.
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An anteater is such an aggressive kisser that his tongue comes out his girlfriend's ear.