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  • A turkey has plastic surgery to get her wattle removed.
  • A female deciduous tree says her pine tree husband doesn't understand what it's like when her leaves change in autumn.
  • Quasimodo became a hunchback because he sat at the computer looking at porn instead of getting up and stretching.
  • A baby thinks his dad needs a drool bib while watching women's volleyball and Baywatch.
  • A woman can't think of a reason not to go out with a man, but when he calls later she'll have had time to find one.
  • A caterpillar's date goes upstairs to change and takes forever because she's turning into a butterfly.
  • A pregnant woman wishes her husband could be pregnant so she could do errands.
  • Fashions to attract men include bikinis, football costumes, and pizza costumes.
  • A store for confident women sells ugly clothing.
  • Zoo worker tells woman her husband was eaten by alligators, and she reacts with shock, but pleased because she will look good dressed in black.
  • A man and woman walk alone, holding hands, and the woman believes the man is thinking about romance when he's actually thinking about The Simpsons.
  • Man on one knee proposing to girlfriend opens ring box to reveal a ringworm - a ring with a worm coming out of it.


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