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  • A doctor doesn't understand why a woman is upset about eating rat poison, because she's not a rat.
  • A truck sunk in the ocean has a How's My Driving bumper sticker.
  • A porcupine's seatbelt helped him in a car crash, but the airbag just popped.
  • Several cars are accordioned in a pileup accident with an accordion shipping truck.
  • Flies take a vacation in someone's fruity umbrella drink.
  • Zambonis have accidents when the weather is nice.
  • A man forgets to deactivate the kill switch in his car, so it tries to stab him.
  • A woman hearing her son was in an accident is scared he's dead, but instead is horrified to hear he was wearing dirty underwear.
  • A cat doesn't mind a burglar stealing his stuff, but he does mind him using the litter box.
  • A cat knocks bacon grease onto the rug just as its owner notices an advertisement for a rug sale.
  • A construction worker puts a grate in sideways, causing a bicyclist to crash.
  • Murphy's tombstone has a misspelling.


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