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A woman keeps having false labor that interrupts her during dinner and showers because her unborn child is going to grow up to be a telemarketer.
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Mother Nature complains that one of her elves made a snowflake identical to one from the past.
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A factory sells jars of extra salty sweat.
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A man cuts the light cord instead of the umbilical cord.
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Funky Winkerbean gets his name because he was born smelling bad.
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A man begs a doctor to induce his wife's labor so their baby will be a compatible star sign.
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A pregnant woman can't stop saying contractions.
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Birthing classes don't prepare you to swear as you give birth.
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A bunch of women get coached through labor at once.
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The waiter at a fancy restaurant farts with his armpits to replace the violin player, who is on strike.
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Dinosaur tells another dinosaur that Jimmy Hoffa was toughest guy he'd ever met until he started using tenderizer.
