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  • Jackson Pollock's assistant is a dog.
  • A statue tells her boyfriend that he used to put her on a pedestal.
  • Cubism began because a painter accidentally ate magic mushrooms in his salad.
  • A painter gets bored of painting hell, but an arsonist is even more bored.
  • A woman has a sculpture of part of a speech bubble on her coffee table.
  • Cartoon characters drawn in water-soluble ink can't go swimming.
  • Sculptor ponders on a name for his latest sculpture, Relief Sculpture, which happens to be a toilet.
  • Woman sitting in front of peaceful picture of houses, trees, and sunshine finds out she's not getting a job because she needs stronger background.
  • A police detective looks at a poorly-drawn chalk outline, wondering if the murder victim was in bad shape or if the new chalk-outliner did a bad job.
  • Famous last words from Charles Darwin, Thomas Edison, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Albert Bugleweed, whose last words were "Honey, how's your diet going'".
  • Sculpture at a museum for octopuses is called Octopus de Milo, and the sculpted octopus has no tentacles, like Venus de Milo has no arms.
  • Artist with bandaged leg and arm shows sculpture of bent bike to customer, says it's his latest piece called "Who Put That Tree There."


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