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  • It's hard to find Keith Richards at a Halloween party full of people dressed as skeletons.
  • Michael Jackson has a glass case of facial features in case of emergency.
  • The Beatles get run over on Abbey Road.
  • Don Ho gets tiny bubbles in his bloodstream when he tries to SCUBA dive.
  • A baby imitates the newborn Elvis Prestley in the neonatal ward.
  • Bob Dylan gets an electric lawn mower.
  • A chapstick factory relocates to be near Steven Tyler, Carly Simon, and Mick Jagger to increase profits.
  • A young Ozzy Osbourne bit the heads off all the chocolate bunnies on Easter.
  • A conductor's instructions are simply to wave his hands around until the music stops.

  • A news anchor reports that Pinocchio's nose is smaller and his skin is lighter because he's had plastic surgery.
  • After being booted out of the Beatles, drummer Pete Best tries to market a solo album, "Aargh! Darn it! Darn it all!"
  • UFOs try to construct the perfect Earthling using DNA from powerful and popular people, but the DNA they collected is all from ugly or stupid famous people.


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