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Child asks mom how Santa will get in house since they have no chimney, Santa is on the roof with an axe.
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Mom worried about son, Joey, because he just got done sitting on Count Santa's lap, he looks pale, nervous, and something is wrong with neck.
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The maternity ward for skeletons is full of tiny skeleton heads and crossbones, dad skeleton and child skeleton are looking in window.
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Mailman delivering bag full of babies thinks that storks shouldn't get vacations.
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Man holds "Best Dad in the World" trophy, realizes it came from a gift shop and wasn't put to a global vote.
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Flea real estate agent tells flea couple woman's big head of hair is perfect place to start family because of space and privacy.
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Mr. Potatohead scolds son, Oscar, for using the f-word, Oscar had said French fries.
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Husband tells wife about "undo" feature on computer, wishes life had same feature for if something gets broken, cheat on wife, say something stupid.
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Tin cans married and tied behind a bumper wonder what happens next.
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Couple receives a form letter thank you note.
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The mother of the bride writes the vows and makes comments about groom.
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Mother mentions twins with cloning machine, Dad realizes they don't have twins.