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Wife gives husband birthday gift of dent puller, touch-up paint, and auto body gift certificate, he asks if there's something she needs to tell him.
Mother sheet of paper has staples, daughter has paper clips, mom tells daughter she is too young for staples.
Bubbles the fish is upset with wife because she ordered stuff from home shopping network, making him realize what it means to marry a suckerfish.
Family see a bear, man smiles and looks friendly so bear will go after others, but bear thinks he is bearing his teeth and decides to eat him.
Wife tells husband, Albert, that expandability is a good feature for computers, not husbands, just as he has his mouth open extremely wide to eat an entire piece of cake.
One fowl says since Gregory was cremated, he feels like he is with him - and there is a can of cream of chicken on the mantel.
Husband faxes wife dirty diaper and asks for clean one in return because he doesn't know how to change the baby's diaper.
Stick of gum talking on phone tells friend she hasn't seen Ray all night, and he's probably stuck under some bar stool.
One pair of pliers tells another pair of pliers that Billy is being punished and can't come out and ply, instead of play.
Father alligator tells mother alligator that their baby is getting big, and he wonders if they should flush her down the toilet.
One soft cover book wonders if his wife only comes to the beach to look at the hard covers.
Older weed tells younger weed if he mouths off to him again, he will reconsider his opposition to the weedwhacker.